Best workout fail compilation.
Bit of a laugh when you can get past the cringing.
When doing a workout video
- instructor: now get in this position and just stack your abs...
- me: wtf does that mean
- instructor: now stretch and melt your heart to your thigh...
- me: wtf does that mean
- instructor: just do this movement but don't strain your neck
- me: how am I supposed to do that
- instructor: do this movement but you shouldn't feel this part of your body stretching
- me: how does that work
- instructor: now do a triple backflip and land on the moon in a full split while doing a reverse crunch and a burpee at the same time
Also "true dat".
- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period: Yell at a puppy.
- period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
